A song for Britni

Britni comes from a can,
she was put there by a man,
in a factory down town.
If I had my little way,
I'd eat Britni everyday,
soakin...nah nah nah nah nah.......

idk the rest, happy birthday!....no wait! I DON'T CARE BRITNI! I DON'T CARE! What was that? It's your birthday? Well, I DON'T CARE!